Funny Condom Advertising Slogans

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Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Windows condoms - Plug and Play!
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where`s the pain.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better Abbey
National Condoms - Because life`s complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real Thing. Ever
Ready Condoms - Keep going and going...
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it`s that simple.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can`t stop.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - No comment required!
Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
BT condoms - Stay in touch!
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can`t stop.
National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going...
The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Bounty condoms - A taste of paradise.
Pedigree chum condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
One-2-One condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
Vodafone condoms - How are you?and last but not least.....